Going out requires a mask or two of makeup, an hour or more spent on hair alone, and the selection of something "cool" to wear which often translates into "how many pics are floating around on myspace with this outfit on?" or "I really want to wear these shoes" or "who cares if I can't bend over in this dress?" or "va-jungle has a chance of showing, but whatever". I've been guilty of this many times, and I often end up looking like everyone else or a slore (slut+whore). So I've come up with a list on how to unsexify yourself.
- forget the 3 different Mac brushes it takes to apply your four eyeshadows
- skip your "contour" powder
- cover your butt & make sure your va-jungle is no where to be seen (as it should be)
- cover up your cleavage to avoid strangers that think it's ok to motorboat them
- skip the blowdry/curl/tease/spray your hair into oblivion look
- scrub off the spray tan
- get rid of the stripper stripes (that was so 6 years ago!)
Do try this at home before going out. Let me know how this works out.
2 comments:
So what happened when you unsexified yourself????
I had fun!I mean I felt hag-like when I saw other girls dressed up, but it definitely was a relief to not constantly look at myself in the mirror.
I didn't have any less fun than I would have otherwise.
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